I'm so fat. Brendan, you're not fat. It's the shirt. Look at Nate. His true classic is tight around the chest and shoulders and arms, and then it tapers off towards the bottom. Nate also has six-pack abs. The point is, the shirt doesn't highlight your best attribute. What are my best attributes? You're a really good dad. Yeah, I am. Why do guys not know how to dress themselves? What do you mean? Girls will find you more attractive if you dress better. You really think that's all we care about? Yes. What do we do? You just need to switch up your t-shirts. Try these true classic tees. They're tight in the chest and shoulders and loose in the front. So would you say you're attracted to us now? I'm gay. Will you guys come down from there? No! You said we had no style. I was drunk when I said that. You just need better shirts. Put on these true classic tees. Wow, these fit great. They're so tight on my arms. Yeah, and they're loose in the front. Come help me clean now. We were drunk when we said that. I think I'm a good looking guy. But I have these new clothes. Noodle-y arms. Look at them! Well, dude, your t-shirt fits you terribly. You should wear true classic tees. They'll fit you perfectly. Whoa, these are so much better. Now I just gotta do something about this gut. I just heard about this company, True Classic Tees. Go on. Apparently, they fit you perfectly. These are incredible. Who told you about these? I saw them in an ad that we're doing right now.