Johnson, you're fired. Why? It's not you, it's your shirt. But it's Casual Friday. Well, you've taken it too far! Look at Jimson! He's wearing a True Classic tee. It fits him tight in all the right places, but leaves the perfect amount of room in the front. God, I hate that guy. He looks so d*** good in that shirt, he can basically do whatever the hell he wants around here. Jimson! Yeah, boss? You're a godd*** stud. Thanks, boss. True Classic is designed to enhance the male physique in all the right places. Right, Jimson? That's right, boss. I have strong arms, but also a little bit of a gut. But you wouldn't know, because I wear True Classic, that if you're a skinny guy, True Classic fits tight around the arms and accentuates your biceps. But how can Jimson afford premium t-shirts? He's the worst salesman here, and I don't even think he can read! Dammit, Johnson, we all know Jimson can't read. But at least he knows that True Classic is completely affordable, and if you buy right now, you can get 20% off your first order. I don't need to know how to read to know that over 200,000 people gave True Classic a five stars. Good job, Jimson, that's right. Five stars. Five stars? Let me try one on. My god, Johnson, I don't know how I never noticed before, but you're stunning. I want a raise. Consider it done. But wait a minute. Are those True Classic pants? That's right. I just got them off the website, and get this. They even have activewear, polos, long-sleeve tees, fleeces, and even socks and underwear. Incredible. Jimson, why can't you be more like Johnson? What should I do, boss? Jimson, you sexy fool. Isn't it obvious? You need to go to the True Classic website and buy all of those items right now. Click it. Click it. Click the link. Click it. Click it now. Click it. Click the link. Click it. Click the link. Click the link.