What's a super easy way to tell that your bed is awful? The raw egg test. Let me prove it. When it comes to mattresses, you used to only have three choices. Looking for some shoulder pain? Try a hard mattress. It may feel like a rock and put pressure on your hips, but it's the perfect way to tell your partner, hey baby, want some arthritis? It just fails the raw egg test. Then there's the soft mattress. It starts out okay, but collapses over time, like some cheap sneakers or Anakin Skywalker. And since it comes without back support, you get to try cool new hobbies, like chronic pain. But it also fails the raw egg test. Now let me explain the eggs. The raw egg test states that the perfect bed will let you put weight on raw eggs without breaking them. Because if a bed can cradle raw eggs while supporting all that weight, it'll also cradle your pressure points while supporting your body from maximum comfort. Well, if the hard bed's bad at cradling and the soft bed's bad at supporting, at least the medium bed is just terrible. It's not firm enough for back support or soft enough for your body. Or your pressure points. So in the end, it's just a sad middle ground, like limbo or a wussy centaur. It's average. No one wants average. Now to get around that, some beds come with $5,000 remote so you can choose between hard bed problems or soft bed problems. They're so high tech, they fail the raw egg test twice. I don't need a bed that's hard, soft, or average. I need the best of firm and soft without the drawbacks. Introducing Purple. The only mattress that cradles your pressure points like a soft bed while supporting everywhere else like a firm one. Need proof? Let's check. Double checks. Triple checks. All the checks. And I'm really heavy for a little girl from a fairy tale. Yes, these eggs are raw. And no, we didn't fake it. How lame would that be? You're lame for thinking that. How can a bed be this comfortable? Maybe because it has 15 patents, was created by an actual rocket scientist, and uses a comfort grid system to distribute weight across any body type, giving you the best sleep you've ever had, guaranteed. Thanks, science. Now, there's a catch. Most high end mattresses cost $5,000, but ours is only $1,000. We're sorry about that. We're the best. But you can spend that extra money on, I don't know, an adorable baby bear. Ah! Don't let it on the mattress, though. It will pee all over it. And while you're saving money, you'll save time, too. Because we're shipping Purple right to your door for free. Thank you. Now I have two. We're so convinced you'll love Purple, if it doesn't change your life in the first 100 nights, we'll take it back for a complete refund. That's the Purple no pressure guarantee. I love you. So if you or someone you love sleeps, click here to buy your Purple at onpurple.com. And say goodbye to the rock hard prison bed, the saggy swamp bed, the average bed, and the expensive remote. Get yourself into a Purple. And mom and pop, it's not the 1940s. Share a bed already. And make sure it's a Purple, because you guys have been sleeping in garbage. Click now to start your 100 night trial no bless. No pressure. It's Purple. Action. Need proof? Lift glass. See, those are real eggs. Not hard boiled. Not plastic. Not wooden. I just burst them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it. Yeah. Woo! Woo!